Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views

Winner will ger cup

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?

GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar
Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri
Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale
Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Dawaa Ka Bottle

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: Kyu nahi?

Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si

A College Student Needed A Small Two-Hour Course
To Fill His Schedule And The Only One Available Was Wild Life Zoology

After One Week, A Test Was Held.

Sardar Went To A Museum Where He Broke A Statue

Officer: U Have Broken A 5000 Years Old Statue

Sardar: Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek larki ne namaz parhi

Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
“Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de.
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.

M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)