Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara
Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara or us mn 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load krwa lia
B.v ye kya kia?
Pathan: balance mery pas aa gya or sdqa Zardari Ko chla gya
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