THERE ARE BASICALLY 7 TYPES OF GIRLS:::::::::::::::::::
1.HARD DISK GIRLS:
remember everything forever.
2.RAM GIRLS:
forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3.SACREENSAVER GIRLS:
just for looking.
4.INTERNET GIRLS :
difficult to access.
5.SERVER GIRLS:
always busy when you needed.
6.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7.VIRUS GIRLS:
these type of girls are normaly called
::WIFE::
once enters in your system don,t leave even after format.

by Choudhry Asim (few years ago!) / 596 views

NeW sTyLe 2 PrOpOsE a GiRl

NeW sTyLe 2 PrOpOsE a GiRl
Dekho me nhi chahta k mera beta bara ho k tmhari
beti ko line maray
Bura lagega
Agar Tum han karo to dono ko bhen bhai bana dete
hen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

police wala bache say

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara
result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna
tv dekhna
band
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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do”:-

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Alphabet

One day a kid goes to the teacher and says
KID: "Miss Can I Go To The Toilet"
TEACHER: "Yes but first you have to say the
alphabet"
So He Says the alphabet.
KID: "A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o _ q r s t u v w x
y z"
TEACHER: "Wheres The P"
KID: "Its Running down my leg miss"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai
Pathan: Main ne

yahooo

Chutti
Teacher shocked

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Classic Insult

Classic Insult..
1 larka scooty se ja rha tha
toh uska tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mai se nikal gya..

paas mai kuch larkiya khadi thi
or os larke ko boli hpy bday to U..

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Boy-wish krne se kaam nhi chalega,

Cake toh khana hee parega..:P :O :D

hahahahahahaha
Bor rock grls shokd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)