Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar

B:Aap jidhar bole udhar

... G: Thik h,shopping chalte he

B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views

Father to son: How did you write your exam?

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know,
so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

if u marry

If u marry one girl she will fight with you

BUT

if u marry two girlz they will fight for u..

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Funny

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya

1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya..

Larki: kya kar rahe ho ?
Larka: Shave bana raha hu.
... Larki: ok, main baad me call karti hu.

Larki ne 30 minut baad Call ki

Larki: kya kar rahe ho ji ?
Larka: yaar shave bana raha hu.
Larki: ok, I'll call u later.

Larki ne 1 h0ur baad Call ki

Larki: janu ab kaha ho ?
Larka: yaar abhi to main shave bana raha hu.

Larki chair k boli: din mein kitni baar shave karte ho :-??

Larka: lagbhag 50 bar.
Larki: are pagal ho kya?
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Larka: nahi barber h0un ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ye jannat mai jaye gi

Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!

MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi

HINDU LADY: Namasty!

MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi

CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!

MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)