Santa ka ghoda kho gayaa tha

Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur waha bahut khush tha

Banta: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? jyu?

Santa: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 561 views
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