Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 510 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher To Pathan

Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dukh is ka nhi k

Dukh is ka nhi k hamari light nhi hy Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-) hahaha ( ',')/ <)) bally bally / > Is prcham k saye talay hum ek hain. Hm aik hain 8-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kya me tumhara hath tham

Ladka- kya me tumhara hath tham lu?

Ladki – No thanks ! ye itna bhari nahi he!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A boy went to doctor with

a boy went to doctor with ingection on his face.

after checking,
doctor said"girl friend ko bolo lipstick ka brand badle lakme se alergy hai:-]..........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
.
.
Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
.
.
Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
.
.
.
Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
BHIKHARI:MAAI,1 RUPIYA DE DE!!

BHIKHARI:MAAI,1 RUPIYA DE DE!!
3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
MAI: 1 RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?
BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA,
DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA H

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baba Koi aisa job batao

Bhakt-Baba Koi aisa job batao,jaha mujhe kam na karna pade,Log apna kam khud kare aur mujhe paise bhi de. SWAMIJI-Ja beta,SULABH SHOUCHALAY me Naukri kar le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
oagal ka letter

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kis ko likh rahe ho?

Bola: "khud ko"

Pocha: "kya likha hai ?"

Bola: "mujhe kya pata abhi mujhe mila thori hai"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pyar Krny Wala Dukh Dy

Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye To Is Yakeen k Saath Aansu Saaf karna

k Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Pathan in hospital

Suhaag Raat

Tell Me The Name Of This Bird

A Doctor giving evidence

ustad shagird se

Ek pathan say kisi nay pooch..

Aam ka achar

Kubsoorat Si Aankhen

tum chat par

NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook