Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon

Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon ke nishan paye gaye hain khoon tumne hi kiya hai

Apradhi: Waqil sahab aisa kaise ho sakta hai us waqt to mene dastane pehne hue the

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