Chota sardar: Mummy jab mein

Chota sardar: Mummy jab mein raat ko susu karne gaya to bathroom ki light apne aap jal gayi.

Mummy: Oye Khotaya tu fir fridge mein susu kar aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 341 views
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