Papa: Beta, teri mummi aaj itni

Papa: Beta, teri mummi aaj itni khamosh kaise?

Beta: Papa, mummy ne lipguard manga tha, mene fevicol pakda diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 308 views
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