Larkay ne kaha tm 100
Larkay ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mujhe sy muhabt ka iqrar kro gi.
Aur larka din rat, barish me dhop me us k ghar k samnay khara raha.
99th din larki
ko waqaee larky ki muhabat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha subah pyar ka iqrar krun gi laikin jb woh larkay ko milnay gaee to larka usay wahan na mila aur aik kaghaz mila jis par likha tha
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"Tere chakar me teri behan set ho gai hai"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 554 views
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