Gabbar: ye hath mujhe de de
Gabbar: ye hath mujhe de de thakur!
Thakur: lele, mere hath lele
basanti ke bhi lele,
jay or veeru ke bhi lele,
ramu kaka ke bhi lele,
Octopus banja kaminay.!
Gabbar: sory yaar,
tu to emotional hogaya! :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 675 views
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