Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

All electrons were in a party

All electrons were in a party protons attacked them .A Hero saves them.
Electrons asked them who are you?
Hero said
My name is Bond

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

are oh sambha ye kon log he jo SMS nahi karte

Gabbar: are oh sambha ye kon log he jo SMS nahi karte

Sambha: sardar ye woh log hai jo miss call karne ke bad b balance check karte hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

What is a girl friend

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Pathan jeail me

Jail me pathan se kisi ne pocha tum se aisi kia galti howi k tum jail me ho?
Pathan:yara hum ne bank lota aur paise jama karane wahen ruk gia.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)