Santa: Jheb mein ek patther

Santa: Jheb mein ek patther laker ghum raha tha..

banta: Tumne apni jheb mein patther kyun rakha hua hai?

Santa: kyunki jiski jheb bhari hoti hai usi ki chalti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 216 views
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