Baap: Tumhari teacher
Baap: Tumhari teacher khe rhi thi wo tumhe nahi pdha sakti
Beta: Tabhi to mein khe rha tha wo acha nahi padhati hain.
Baap: Mene kha tha na nails kaat lo phir kyun nahi kate
Beta: Papa mene kate the per apka driver itni dhire gaadi chalata hai ke nails raste mein hi bhad jate hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 711 views
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