Sardar told his son
Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 566 views
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