Girl : I'm warning you

My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..

Girl : That's why I'm warning you..
Hurry up

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 547 views

give me blackbulb

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Hawan Karvana Hai Party Nahi Deni

Bahut Sari Problem Aur Har Kaam Ulta Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ek Din Apne Ghar Mein Pandit Ko Bulaya

Pandit Kuch Der Ghar Mein Idhar Udhar Ghuma Aur Fir Santa Ko Hawan Karvane Ke Liye Bola

Pandit: “Apke Hawan Mein Kali Mata Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye 1 Daru Ki Botal, 1 Bakra Aur 5,000 Rupaye Lagenge”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Hramkhor Maine Hawan Karna Hai, Kali Mata Ko Party Nahi Deni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Received A Msg

Pathan Received A Msg "Jin Ko Samjh Mein Nahi Aaya Woh POGO Dekhein"

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Pathan Replied After 3 Days ....
"Yaar 3 Din Sy POGO Dekh Raha Hoon Samjh Mein Tou Abhi Bhi Nahii Aaya"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cinema poster

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?

2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Earthquake

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)