1 Amma Bus Conductar ko
1 Amma
Bus Conductar ko Roz Kaju or Badaam Khanay ko deti thi.
Conductar: AMMA, aap mujhe Roz ye Kyun deti ho?
Amma: Beta, Daant to rahe nahi, Choos kar Phenk dena Theek Nahi Lagta...:i hai.;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 556 views
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Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right
next to
him, & he writes on paper
“i love you, do you love me ?”
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She replies”No”
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he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer
&
passed same paper to another girl
sitting left
to him.
And she replies”Yes”
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Moral of the story is:
RECYCLE PAPER
and
save trees, save earth..:p:p
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga
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glass ulta para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi
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Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b
toota hua hai…
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?45 Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hoti,
But
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Height Of Nalaiq Pun...
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago...!!:-)
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Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D
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Pathan:sharab peeta raha aur rota raha
kisi ne pocha:khan sahab kiun ro rahe ho.
Pathan:jis larki ko bhulana chahta hun us ka naam yad nai aa raha
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Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.
Man: Uh kyon?
Sardar: Kyon k aaj
kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai
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