Christmas Tree

There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 689 views
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Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
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Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
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BOY: Please sir let me marry with your daughter

BOY: Please sir let me marry with your daughter
I’ll give you gold equal the weight of your daughter.

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Complaining about temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a
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conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
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Banta ask santa

Banta ask santa: what will you
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Ek Bachhe

Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.
Bachha: “ Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do ”

Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua

To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya
Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.

Bachha: “” Agar Bacha ChahiyeTo Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana “

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mom :Beta haath jal gaya

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste lana.
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Pappu : No, maa,
Mere toothpaste me namak hai,
Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe
namak chidak diya..!lolz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
wo meri cycle thi

Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Loafer Elephant

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A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them Then A Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!

Wat A Figure!! 3600-2400-3600.

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Axe Effect Deo lga k nha

Sonu AXE-EFFECT DEO Laga K Nikla
Uske Pichhe BUDHIYA Padh Gayi
Sonu Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki
Waha Se Reply Aya- Sir Apne Expired Deo Lagaya
Hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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