Husband: Agar tumhe
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 697 views
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Daya: “Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?”
Lady: “Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha”
Abhijeet: “Rahul Sach Mein Tumhara Bhai Tha?”
Lady: “Haan Sir, Wo Mera Bhai Tha”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once there was a debate between two countries, USA and China, one thousand years ago.
Ten distinguished people from each country met in the Himalayas for the debate. The debate was on who was most important - the sun or the moon. Each side presented their arguments and counter-arguments for days but they could not settle.
Finally on the 11th day the Americans defeated the Chinese in the debate and concluded that it was the moon which was more important than the sun, "because the moon gives us light in the night when it is dark, but sun gives us light in the day-when it is not necessary!!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg
bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan
fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
MORAL:
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE
MARTE HAIN…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.
“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,
“you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt.”
The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?
Chor-Ji Nahi,
Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friends! Mai apna mobile band kar raha hon,
kionke Exam qareeb hai
and I have to work hard
.
Please Contact me after
.
.
.
15 minutes
Tab tak study ka bhoot utar gia hoga
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa Jab School Mein Padtha Thha Tab Vo Ek Din School Mein Ek White Aur Ek Black Shoes Pahan Ke Chala Gaya.
Sir Ne Ye Dekha To Gusse Se Bola: “Abhi Ghar Ja Aur Shoes Change Karke Aa”
Santa Masumiyat Se Bola: “Sir Ji Koi Fayda Nahi, Ghar Mein Bhi Ek Black Aur White Shoes Hi Pade Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said:
"Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)