Jailor-Tum Kis Jurm Me Aye Ho?
Jailor-Tum Kis Jurm Me Aye Ho?
Santa-Bas kuch khaas nahi jailor saab,Sarkar Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha
J- Kis Baat Ka?
S- Note Chhapne Ka.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 551 views
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