Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe
Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha,
Santa Ne New Sim Khareed Kar Use Sms Kiya,
Maine Wo Sim Band Kar Diya Hai Ab Tera Baap Bhi Tang Nahi Kar Sakta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 575 views
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TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH
Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
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Tab
Tab
Tain Jarur aati ha
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A boy was teaching maths to a
girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
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Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte
ho..?
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Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur
tum?
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GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..
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To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.
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Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai
Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai
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