Girlfriend: Kal Mera Birthday Hai
Girlfriend: “Kal Mera Birthday Hai”
Boyfriend: “In Advance, Happy Birthday”
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Boyfriend: “Kya Chahiye?”
Girlfriend: “Ring”
Boyfriend: “Ring Dunga, Par Please Phone Uthana Matt, Balance Kam Hai“
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