Pathan Ko Ek Bandar
Pathan Ko Ek Bandar Mila Wo Usse Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: “Isse Zoo Le Jao”
Agle Din Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar Ke Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha.
Inspector: “Isse Zoo Nahin Le Kar Gaye?”
Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Kal Main Isse Zoo Le Gaya Tha, Bada Maza Aaya, Aaj Hum Dono Film Dekhne Ja Rahe Hain“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 568 views
Similar Jokes
golu Found His Wife Having Affair.
Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.
golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,
“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Newtons Universal Law Of Love:
Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!
by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Tcher To Studnts:
Art Ki Copy Per Train Bnao Me 5mins Me Arahi Hun.
10min Baad,
Tcher: Train Dikhao?
St: Aap Late Hogayin Train 5min Pehle Hi Chale Gaye :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.
Comments:
Awwwww.. Muah..
May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie.
You Went Without Me?
Wow! I Also Wanna Experience It Once.
You Must Be Tired Na Honey?
Boy’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.
Comments:
Haan To Saale Usme Hum Kya Kare?
Bas Yehi Aukaat Hai Teri.
Saale Ab Tu Rickshaw Me Jayega To Bhi Status Rakhega?
Abe Baap Ko Bole Ek Cycle To Dila De Kam Se Kam.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan’s Leave Application:
Dear Sir!
My Wife Is Ill.
And There Is No Other Husband
In Our Family To Look Aftr Her,
Kindly Grant Me Leave For 1 Day On Sunday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Narak Mein Bahut Saare Log Ikathe Hokar Shor Kar Rahe The.
Bhagwaan Ji Gusse Se Yamraj Se
Bole: “Ye Log Narak Mein Bhi Aish Kar Rahe Hai?”
Yamraj: “Hostel Wale Hai, Saale Kahi Bhi Set Ho Jaate Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.
Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.
Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.
Why?
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,
Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)