Kamal Ka Station

Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Ek Sawaal Poochta Hai.

Santa: “Aisa Koun Sa Station Hai Jahaan Koi Bhi Train Nahi Rukti?”

Banta: “Nahi Yaar Aisa To Koi Bhi Station Nahi Hai Jahaan Koi Train Na Ruke”

Santa: “Acha Toh Tu Haar Gaya Na”

Banta: “Haan Yaar Phir Bhi Tu Bata”

Santa: “Abe Gadhe Radio Staion Hai Na Jahaan Koi Train Nahi Rukti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1551 views
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