Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Ek Sawaal Poochta Hai.

Santa: “Aisa Koun Sa Station Hai Jahaan Koi Bhi Train Nahi Rukti?”

Banta: “Nahi Yaar Aisa To Koi Bhi Station Nahi Hai Jahaan Koi Train Na Ruke”

Santa: “Acha Toh Tu Haar Gaya Na”

Banta: “Haan Yaar Phir Bhi Tu Bata”

Santa: “Abe Gadhe Radio Staion Hai Na Jahaan Koi Train Nahi Rukti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1348 views

Why are you back home so early?

Wife:Why are you back home so early?


Husband: At office
boss told me "Go to Hell..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A beautiful female

A beautiful female college student comes to a
young professor’s office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels
pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes
meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers,
“… I would do…anything!!!”
He returns her gaze. “Anything???”
“Yes… Anything!!!”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…..
study???”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

Select NO.

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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

2015 ki phli bezti

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Child to his father

Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?

Father: You naughty! you know everything.

Child: No, I don’t.

Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.

Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chal

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo es se app ke ezat nai barte balke

kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate hain.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)