Mera Asli Baap Kaun Hai?

Ramu K.B.C (Koun Banega Krorepati) Se Apni Maan Ko Phone Lagata Hai Aur Apna Question Poochta Hai.

Ramu: “Maan Main K.B.C Se Bole Raha Hoon Mere Baap Ka Naam Batao Jaldi?”

Maa: “Sawal Kitne Rs. Ka Hai Beta?”

Ramu: “1000/- Rs. Ka Maa”

Maa: “Quit Kar De Beta 1000/- Rs Ke Liye Ghar Mein Kalesh Thoda Karwaungi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 583 views
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