C.I.D
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 571 views
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Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.
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Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.
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Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unki Ek Nayi Nayi Bani Bhakt Ladki Jiska Naam Rashii Thha Aayi Aur Pucha.
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Baba Ji: “Beta, Kyunki Vo Hi Ek Aisi Jagha Hai Jaha Pooja, Shanti, Aarti, Bhawna, Shardha, Archna, Jyoti, Aradhana, Tripti Aur Mukti Milti Hai“
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ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha,
"betao, wo konsi jaga hay jehan
baap betay ko bhool jaata hay aor
beta baap ko?"
dosray dost nay kaha,
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A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.
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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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