Khushi Se Admi Mota To Ho Hi Jaata Hai?
Biwi Apne Pati Santa Se Boli.
Biwi: “Jara Dekho Sheeshe Mein Aap Kitne Mote Ho Gaye Ho”
Santa: “Apne Aap Ko To Dekh, Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho”
Biwi Muskurate Hue: “Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon”
Santa: “To Kya Hua, Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 548 views
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