Ande Ka Kya Fayda Hai?
Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha
Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?”
Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”
Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 767 views
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