Kya Aap Logo Ka Blood Group Bhi Same Hai?

Santa Apni Aur Biwi Ki Blood Test Ki Report Lene Gaya.

Doctor: “Aapka Aur Aapki Patni Preeto Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?”

Santa: “Hoga, Jaroor Hoga 25 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 336 views
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