Kya Tune Rishvat Li Hai?

Ek Aadmi Ko Court Ki Peshi Pe Gavah Ke Tor Pe Bulaya Jata Hai
Vakeel Us Se Pehla Sawaal Puchhta Hai

Vakeel: “Kya Aapne Is Case Ke Samjhaute Ke Liye 5,00,000 Rupees Liye Hai?”
Gavah Chup Rahta Hai
Vakeel Ne Fir Jor Se Chillake

Kaha: “Kya Aapne Is Case Ke Samjhaute Ke Liye 5,00,000 Rupees Liye Hai?”

Gavah Is Baar Bhi Chup Raha
Vakeel Ko Gussa Aa Jata Hai Aur Wo Gavah Ko Gale Se Pakad Ke Bolta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 436 views
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