American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya”

German: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Ghar Ki Safai
Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha, 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha”

Santa Ki Biwi: “Maine Pappu Ke Papa Ko Kaha Ke Aaj Se Kapde Tum Dhoya Karoge, Apne Sab Kaam Khud Karoge, Agle Din Mujhe Kuch Nazar Na Aaya,

Dusare Din Bhi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya, Teesre Din Aankh Ki Soojan Utari To Kuch Nazar Aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 567 views

Funny

If people says yo


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan

Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan kita hai k
gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 de note nahi
chadaye jange
kyonKi
GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larki se bachao

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh
tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad
gayi hai."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee. Mian ney samjhaya, “Naik bakht, tumhari almari sarhion sey bhari pari hey, yoonhi khamkhwa paisey zaya kerney ka kia faida”

Biwi boli: Woh to sab ki sab mohalley walon ney dekh rakhee hein

Acha! Mian ney kaha, phir aisa kertey hein, mohalla badal letey hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher to saradar

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)