Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka

Mujhse Wo Kahti Hai,
Ke Tumhari Zindagi Ko Jannat Bana Doongi.
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Banani Usko Maggi Bhi Nahi Aati,
Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 276 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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He took an autto to go to the airport

on the way a honda overtakes
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Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast

next a toyota overtakes

Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar,
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Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar,
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Sharaabee bana to,Mat dalo ilzaam,
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Andha hun

GIRL apny Nabina boy frnd sae
kash tumharii ankhen hoti or
to tum mere HUSAN ko dekhty...
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ANKHON WALE TUMHEN MAIRE LIE CHORTY...
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

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I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
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Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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