Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola

bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Phir bola,

bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Hathi b sth chal dia

Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha

Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare

Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?

Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha.......

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!) / 503 views

Secret ofcredness

I had found the secret of the redness of the lips
of her .
When she asked for the pan gutka to me,
‘Darling gutka pan to mangawao”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?

Teacher- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?

santa- Ji, KARIGAR ne

Santa- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?

.
.
.
Santa- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: “I killed a person

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 ChuÑti Hathi Se

1 ChuÑti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kacha Pull Aa Jata Hy.
Usy Daikh k ChuÑti Boli
.

.

Janu! Cross Kr Lo Gy Ya Me UtruÑ. :-D ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

son-papa ur counting is wrong

father-1 2 3 4aaaaaaaa 5 6eeeeee........
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)