4 Sardar train
4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe thay 2 charh gay train mein logon ny kaha
WELDONE
Sardar: khaak well done?
Jaana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhorhnay aaye thay..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 709 views
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