Pathan
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 597 views
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