Husband Happiness
A best funny example of Husband Happiness
Husband: Sir, meri wife kho gayi hai…..report likhlo !!
Officer: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein report likhao…
Husband: Kya karu, KHUSHI KE MAREY kuch samaj hee nahi aa raha…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views
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