tei wali
Father:
Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
Mujy Dost Samaj Kr batao
Son:
Kuch Nhi yaar Sabzi K Paiso Se
Apni Wali Ko Load Krwa Diya To
Teri Wali Ne Boht Mara..
by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 567 views
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