Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 531 views
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A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa’s Son: Oye Papaji
Bahar Darwaje Par Koi Swimming Pool Ke Liye Donation Mang Raha Hai
Santa:Putar, Use 1 Lota Pani De De…!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy To Girl :
You Look Like A Barbie !
...Girl :
Thanks!
So You Mean
I m Tall And Beautiful ?
Boy:
No, Plastic And Without Brain..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta:shit Yaar so close.. ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein
Principal:
Aap Kon?
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada
Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.
Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ?
Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar .
Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad
skta hu
SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!
BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge? SANTA:
dhakka.!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl:
Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Frnd:
Kyun?
Girl:
Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K
1st I To Science Dilwaengi
2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi… ;->
(Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon )
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest
When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai
Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho
Sonu- ULLU
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When I Was Young Teenager,
A Cute Girl In Class Secretly Passed Me A Chit Which Only Said ‘Sex?’
I Passed Her A Chit Back Saying ‘Male’…
by Kamran (few years ago!)