Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja

Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha

Sales-man: “Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya?”

Santa: “Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 239 views
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