selection
Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation….
Father Asked who is she….
Son replied.
My Campus selection..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 578 views
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Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!
Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !
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Pathan:
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5 Aanar. :-)
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Socho…!
Hum Har Roz kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain..?
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Aaj 1 Aur Sahi ;-) :)
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mera shohar kahan hai?
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Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,
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"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."
The woman went to the doctor`s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I`m back!"
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