Galib BANK Lutne gaye
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views
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After Examination
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
U r BANDR!
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.
.Bandr means
B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorable
R=romantc
Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar: Will you marry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with your sister.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giyatay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon giEs lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola:Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan
Baar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha Tha
MOLU- Kya Hua?
GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai "Try Again." :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali,
Wo Seedha Qabristan Pohoncha
Aur Wahan Beth K Kehne Laga.
Khocha Hum Se Bach K Kahan
Jaega Eik Na Eik Din To Yahan Ayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mangne Gaya, Andar Se Ek Choti Si Bacchi Aayi
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beta”
Bacchi: “Main Beta Nahi Beti Hoon”
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beti”
Bacchi: “Mera Naam Sandhya Hai”
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Sandhya”
Bacchi: “Mera Poora Naam Sandhya Chaudhary Hai”
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De
De Sandhya Chaudhary”
Bacchi: “Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf Karo Baba“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)