Ladkiyo Pe Line Marna To Pappu Se Sikho
Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha
Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha
Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?”
Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu”
Ladki: “Kyu?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 531 views
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Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
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Man: 15 years
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correct?
Man: Correct
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Man: Correct
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Khofnaak waqiya
Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..
wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha
MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO
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Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:
Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?
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