Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager

Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter.

Husband: You Bastard! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!

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