English: The sooner the bette
English: The sooner the better.
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..
English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..
English: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hindi: Sabra ka fal meetha hota hai…
Last and the best one…
English As wise as an owl.
Hindi: Ullu ka pattha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 496 views
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