Faadu joke
Faadu joke
Maa:-baal kyu nhi katwata tu ??
Ishant sharma:-Yo mom itz fashion..
Maa:-Aree woh sb toh thik h beta
pr larki wale teri behen ki jagah tuje psnd kr lete h..:D:p
hahahahaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 743 views
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