Teacher : pappu i will give you
Teacher : pappu i will give you a tight slap if you continue this filmi behaviour in class…!!
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Pappu : Thapad se dar nhi lagta madam pyar se lagta h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 512 views
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