Pappu ne exam k liye
Pappu ne exam k liye Question.. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Que. the:"
1.China kis Desh me hai ??
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ??
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai ??
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai ??
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 563 views
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