Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 606 views

Aakhir Ap Hi Ka Beta He

Ek Admi Apne Bete K Liye Aisa Robot Laya Jo Jhoot Bolne Per THAPPAR Marta Tha,,,

Beta : Papa Aj Me School Nahi Jaun Ga,

Mere Pait Me Dard Hai.

(pataakh)

Baap: Dekha! Tu Ne Jhoot Bola Is Liye Tujhe Saza Miili, Me Jab Tery Jitna Tha

To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.

(pataakh)

Wife Hansty Huye: Aakhir Ap Hi Ka […]

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aakhir Doctor Mara Kyu?

India Ke Ek Bus Stand Pe Ek American Doctor Ek Kitab Padne Ke Baad Heart Attack Ki Wajah Se Mar Gaya

Socho Kitab Ka Naam Kya Tha?
30 Din Mein Doctor Kaise Bane, Keemat Sirf 75 Rs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: Honey

Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Husband: No dear.

Wife: I'm sure you would.

Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.

Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Husband: Ya, I guess so.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.

Husband: No, she is taller than you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka

Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka Majak Udate Hue Us Se Puchha

Hero: “Yaar Tu Bilkul Mere Jaisa Hai, Kya Teri Maa Hamari Kaam Wali Thi”

Duplicate Ne Badi Masumiyat Se Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya.

Duplicate: “Nahi Sir, Mera Baap Aapke Yaha Par Driver Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

police arrested a drunked

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)