Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 646 views

Pathan ki b.v

Pathan:parso meri bivi kunwe me gir gai bahot chot lagi chila rahi thi
friend :ab kaisi hai?

Pathan :ab theak hai kal se kunwe se awaz nai aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'Con

A Joke Only For Engineers

Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2 3 ghante

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas
aanay main
2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam
karna ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa foj main bharti hua

santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....
santa ki topi per goli lagi....
santa ne hathyaar phenk diye
aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi
hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)