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A Sardar & A Wife

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???

160 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Apne Ghar

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->

158 chars (1 sms)


1 Sardar

1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->

173 chars (2 sms)


Teacher- Jeevan Me Aisa

Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..

154 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Cycle K

Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE

126 chars (1 sms)


How Do You Know

How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?




























You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->

188 chars (2 sms)


Sardar Attending

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..


Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

140 chars (1 sms)


Sardar :

Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?

Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!

Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->

199 chars (2 sms)


Eik Sardar Ne Najomi

Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:

"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,

"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->

169 chars (2 sms)


Ek Sardar ne Road Pe

Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya

Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''

1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->

182 chars (2 sms)


The New Glossary Of

The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
Sardar ...

Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
study of poker playing
Coma- A punctuation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denim
Labor pain- Getting hurt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
Urine- Opposite to u r
out ...

318 chars (2 sms)


Man:Sardaar

Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.

137 chars (1 sms)


1 sardar Kafi dei

1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya

Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa

2nd;

"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"

146 chars (1 sms)


Sardar aur us ka

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.

222 chars (2 sms)


A lucknowi nawab

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

149 chars (1 sms)


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